10 Ways Riding the SlotZilla Zip Line is Like Sex

October 6, 2014

The SlotZilla zip line is the newest thrill ride attraction in downtown Las Vegas, and thousands of visitors have already enjoyed this one-of-a-kind experience.

People who’ve flown SlotZilla say it’s like nothing else in Las Vegas, and many say it’s even better than sex! Who are we to disagree?

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Let’s do this.

Here, then, are 10 ways SlotZilla is like sex.

1. It starts with a creative line.

In Las Vegas, you sort of expect a creative line or two. SlotZilla has eight! The four “Zipline” lines take off at 77 feet up, the four “Zoomline” lines launch at 114 feet up. Flyers take off from the SlotZilla tower, a 12-story replica of a casino slot machine. There’s nothing else like SlotZilla, making its lines some of the most creative in the world.

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It took a lot of work to get SlotZilla erected.

2. You can ride in either a seated or horizontal position.

Variety is the spice of life! On SlotZilla’s “Zipline,” guests fly seated in a traditional zip line harness. Those on the upper “Zoomline” fly prone, or superhero-style, in a harness some have described as being like a “soft taco shell.” Either way you do it, you’re going to have a blast.

Taco-style.

Taco-style.

3. Safety first.

With SlotZilla, and the sweet art of love, it’s all about safety. Our SlotZilla operators ensure everyone has a fun, safe flight. Remember, being strapped in adds to the excitement.

Our SlotZilla operators provide personalized service.

Our SlotZilla operators provide personalized service.

4. It’s better with someone you love.

Sure, you can go it alone, but what fun it that? In fact, a group can be even more fun. It’s Las Vegas, we don’t judge.

Adrenaline has proven to be an aphrodisiac.

Science says adrenaline can be an aphrodisiac.

5. The more often you do it, the better it gets.

You never forget your first time, but practice makes perfect. When it comes to SlotZilla, your first flight is likely to be just a blur. The lights. The sounds. The crowds below. It’s sensory overload. As you fly again, you loosen up and can truly revel in the experience.

"Champions keep playing until they get it right." ~Billie Jean King

“Champions keep playing until they get it right.” ~Billie Jean King

6. It feels like it’s over too soon.

Time flies when you’re having fun, and in the case of the SlotZilla zip line, times flies when you’re flying. Much like sex, your SlotZilla flight will last either about 35 seconds or 65 seconds. (Just play along.) That’s plenty of time to take in the dazzling sights and sounds of Fremont Street Experience.

Hold on. You're in for the ride of your life.

As with all great things in life, hold on.

7. You can do it with the lights on or off.

Having the lights on or off it a matter of personal taste. If you fly SlotZilla during daylight hours, you can see more detail in the historic buildings on Fremont Street (not to mention having less of a wait time), and at night you can fly beneath the world’s largest video screen, Viva Vision. Either way, you’re going to have the time of your life.

 

8. As soon as you’re done, you’ll want to do it again.

It’s what we hear most from SlotZilla flyers when they land: “Can we do it again?” You can never have too much of a good thing when you’re in Las Vegas!

Feel free to scream. That way, we'll know you're enjoying it.

Feel free to scream. It lets us know you’re enjoying it.

9. Photos, or it didn’t happen.

When it comes to sex or SlotZilla, photos are essential to commemorating the experience (and being able to brag to your friends). In the case of SlotZilla, you’re covered. Photos are available for purchase upon landing.

We've got this.

We’ve got this.

10. You’ll want to stick around for the afterglow.

One of the best things about SlotZilla is you’re dropped off in the middle of the world’s most exciting street party! “Zipline” flyers land between the Four Queens and Fremont casinos. “Zoomline” flyers go all the way down Fremont Street Experience, landing in front of the historic Golden Gate casino. Once you land, enjoy the afterglow of hourly lights shows on the Viva Vision screen.

We hope your ending will be a happy one.

We guarantee your ending will be a happy one.

Find out more about the Las Vegas SlotZilla zipline in our SlotZilla zip line FAQ.

Let us know how your next experience goes, and we’d love to see some photos. SlotZilla photos, that is. Wow, that just got awkward.